Good God! A TV Show…Californication s2e10: It’s the S-word 2 December
- Hank:
- OMG, what is that bump on my precious cock?
- Karen:
- OMG, it’s cancer!
- Dr.:
- Don’t worry, it might be STD, syphilis for example, or cancer, or whatever.
- Hank:
- NO, it can’t be STD, it’s not like I f*ck everything that moves and hate condoms. Well, I had vasectomy so now I have a reason to not use condoms. And I f*cked that sweet maid at my client’s ex-girlfriend mansion. No way that girl could have STD. And I f*cked that crazy cook from TV. NO WAY that stark raving mad b*tch could have had STD.
- Karen:
- Oh God, then it’s cancer!
- Dr.(by phone):
- It’s syphilis!
- Hank:
- YAY! It’s syphilis!
- Karen:
- Thank God, it’s syphilis!
- Californication writers:
- Cool, now we don’t need to use internet for our diagnosis! It’s brain syphilis! This is so great! We don’t even need House for differential!! We will just take some antibiotics!!!