People, I’m so shocked right now I’m going to ask you in that wonderful Russian accent of mine:

Vot ze f*ck voz Serena vearing?

I noticed the trend, you know: they are dressing S. in more and more slutty outfits, I believe it is supposed to show her tits development as a person. Slightly slutty sexy S., I got it. But was it really intended to become ‘ouch, it fell into reaally hot water and shrank to fit a ten-year-old, lets throw in some cheap looking peasant blouse and heavy beads necklace‘ sexy?!?

Serena is plain annoying, not so bad herself as a character but the quest of bringing her on a level higher than Blair makes the sunny blonde almost intolerable.

Dan was so sweet and good he made my teeth hurt. Then the whole Georgina affair, the aspiring young b*tch Jenny setting a bad example worked as a makeover. Yet the good-boy-turned-bad overture to new subplot did nothing to improve Dan’s rating. And yet, and yet…

I do understand the ‘You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your handsome prince‘ approach but even so Serena doesn’t deserve that loathsome weakly-faced wimp of a man, the so called artist Aaron.

Do something with your facial hair (and hair hair or head hair or scalp hair or whatever hair), you, scarf clad lackluster douchebag! You are a stain on the reputation of artistic type of appeal! I want to strangle you with that scarf each time you’re consuming screen space.

Ok, I almost have gotten into multiple exclamation marks territory. Have to constrain myself. Breath in, breath out…